MOBILE SMS

1). Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain

2). Tchr:- hme garibo ke sath pyar se pesh aan chaiye

Santa;- Acha ab mein samajha

Tchr:- Kya

Santa:- Papa aksar naukrani ko gale kyo lagate hai

3). Apka bathroom mein 1 hafte se camera laga hua hai

Aur ye dekho apne nahate time ka photo

Oye ye kya

Hafte bhar se nahaya hi nahi

4). Aj ki Ladkiyon ka dress = Yaha se less = waha se less = Kabi Sleevless to = kabi backless or koi Ladka ghur ke dekhe to

"Kut kamina saala characterless"

5). wht does the computer think wen ur sitting in front of it?

guess.......

"Intel Inside

Mental Outside"

6). Shadi mein khane ke 2 rule

1. PEHLI bar is tarah khaon ki DUSRI bar milenga nahi

2. DUSRI bar is tarah khaon ki phli baar khaya hi nahi

7). Kabir ji ka modified DOHA applicable on students

" Kahe jawat tuition ko kahe karat padai

number utne hi aan hai, jitne ki chit banai"

8). All bodies in d graveyard are very happy

guess Y?

coz frm now, every night there will be entertainment program by

"MICHEL JACKSON"

9). I want 2 kill U

But I Can't

BCoz

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2 diz rule,

Killing or Hunting of

monkeys r strictly prohibited

10). Brain Tumor Shayari

Arz hai wo hum pe ilzaam lagate hai

or hu unko katil batate hai

but da matter of fact is

hum dono hi allu ke parothe

khate hai

11). Bikhre aansuon ki moti ho pi na saka

Teri yaad mein sari raat so bhi na saka

beh na jaye har yaad teri

yeh soch kar ro bhi na saka

12). Boy: I"ll climb the tallest mount, swim d deepest ocean

wlk on hot coal, jst 4 u

Girl: So Swt cn U cum 2 meet me

Boy: nt nw, abi mummy ghr se bahar nhi jane dgi

13). Do u Know:

"pyar kab hota hai?"

I"ll Tell U

Jab Time kharab ho, ap par shani bhari ho

or bhagwan maze lene ke full mood mein ho

tab pyar hota hai

14). Girl To Santa: Kya shadi ke baad bi tum mujhe itna pyar karonge??

Banta: Kyon Nahin

Main to diwana ho shadi shuda aurto ka

15). In a park boy n girl see a Dog n bitch kising each other

Boy: Janu agar bura na mano to main bhi

Gal: OK par sambhalkar kar kutiya kaat legi

16). Shadi ke dusre din beti apni ma se

Aj meri unse ladai ho gayi

Ma: Shadi mein jhagde hote rehte hai

Beti: Wo to thik hai par ab "LASH" ka kya karu

17). Santa ne apni biwi ko dost ke sath

dekh dost ko goli mar di

to wife boli apne gusse pe kabu

rakho warna 1 din sare dosto se hath

dho baithonge.

18). Teacher: Jo sun na sake use kya kahonge

Kutta Kamina Kuch bhi keh do

Konsa woh sun lega

19). Son: